Hulk Hogan Loses an Arm Wrestling Match to a Crackhead

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Only in Canada would they promote a "wrestling match" between Hulk Hogan and a mayor. And only in Canada would an audience member arrive to said wrestling match and realize that it's actually an arm wrestling match. Man, fuck you Canada. You are the equivalent of getting socks for Christmas. This shit wouldn't fly in America. I guarantee if Hulk Hogan tried to prance his way into an arm wrestling match against Chris Christie, The Garden State Grizzly (copyright pending) would show up in wrestling tights, Jovi wig, and combat boots, ready to throw down.

And what the hell's up with Hogan straight up throwing the match? Buck the hell up, Hulkster. Have a little respect for us Hulkamaniacs out there. I know times are tough but when you're on international soil, you represent America. Was the 40 bucks you made worth letting down America and Jesus? The day you let a crackhead mayor beat you in arm wrestling is the day you let your wife start banging the pool boy...Oh, wait.

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Iron Sheik would have never pulled this shit. He would have made Rob Ford humble.