Couple Caught Having Sex on Soccer Field..Plus Top 5 Stadiums to Bang In

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES As Manchester United and Chelsea so consummately proved at Old Trafford last night, goalless draws can be infuriatingly frustrating for those forced to sit through the tedium, and we can only imagine the 0-0 snoregasm between Brondby and Randers in the Danish Superliga on Sunday evening was even less entertaining.

Indeed, it seems the Brondby-Randers game was so dull that one particularly bored couple decided they had no other option than to have sex in the middle of the pitch immediately after the final whistle in the desperate hope of livening up their night a bit.

Apparently, the exhibitionists snuck out onto the turf after the rest of the fans had left the stadium, whipped off their clothes and began copulating in the middle of the pitch in full view of Brondby’s press officer Mikkel Davidsen – who dutifully took the photo you see below and posted it straight onto Twitter before the club’s security officer interrupted the post-game show and threw the pair out of the stadium.

The photographic evidence is below, though it may be a little too NSFW-ish for some people’s tastes – especially if you happen to work in a nunnery or a primary school, etc…

Well this is one way to get more Americans to watch soccer. Just have people start banging in the middle of games. I'd watch it.

This is something that has to be on every sports fan's bucket list though right? Having sex on the field of your favorite stadium would probably be the ultimate place to do it. Some people have a dream of making it to the pro's or getting called out of the stands to take an at bat or throw a pass for the hometown team. Like Rookie of the Year or something. Other's more nobly dream of impregnating women at mid field. And honestly you have a better chance of making dream number 3 happen then the other two.

With that said, what are the top 5 best stadiums in the world that you would want to have sex in? Here's my 5.

5. New Orleans Superdome or Penn State's Beaver Stadium





While both of these are iconic stadiums, having sex in either of these stadiums would be strictly for the name alone. Being able to say you got dome in the Superdome, or chased some beaver in Beaver Stadium just adds to the story you tell your friends, or your arresting officer.

4. Lambeau Field



This is strictly for the challenge of it. You know that if you're trying to have sex at Lambeau it's going to be cold, probably snow on the ground. Not optimum conditions for getting it done. But, if you can pull it off you're a legend.

3. Bronco Stadium



I drew the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. There's only 1 stadium in the world that has a blue field, and on this list it might as well be a bullseye. The most unique notch you can have on your belt.

2. Yankee Stadium



Even as a Mets fan I recognize that old Yankee Stadium is arguably the most famous field in all of America. Who wouldn't want to bone at home plate at the same place that Babe Ruth batted hungover or Lou Gehrig invented his disease. Not to mention if you had that stadium announcer to call out your moves for you..."Now fucking, the shortstop number 2, Derek Jeter, number two."

1. Cowboys Stadium



Cowboys Stadium gets the win for having the big ass screen that's almost the length of the field. Some people like having sex with a mirror so they can see the reflections and what not. This is like having that times a billion. Not to mention it would make you look HUGE.